Maybe I dry you out. Turn you into a raisin.

I'm totally cool with just being a grape because grapes make wine and wine makes me tolerate humans.

Nobody likes a nerd.

bruh you'd be surprised

I've been nerdy my whole life

and I've still gotten fucked on more occasions than half this board

I can well guarantee it

You're a weirdo chick from the left coast. Step off.

west coast is the best coast.

(also I'm actually from Minnesota - Northern girls are badass - I've lived on the west coast since 2011.)

Do you talk like the people from mini soda?

As far as I know I've successfully trained myself to speak normally.

Thouuuugh there are some wooords I proobably pronouuunce a little differentlyyy than ooothers.

So you're basically Canadian. Go back to Toronto, or wherever you Antarcticans come from.

bitch, please.

all I know is that my gran's parents were French, and my dad's grandparents were German.

I don't know that some of my ancestors came from Canada or whatever; all I know is that when I first moved, some people asked me where I was from, but I'm relatively certain I've normalized my way of speaking.

apart from when I'm tired and/or drunk, then I'm pretty much full Minnesotan/fully unintelligible