I learned that OP loves learning English

Today I read a verse in the Bible:"The desire of a man is his kindness: and a poor man is better than a liar."This verse changed my perception of the poor.

Yesterday I learned that sometimes porn can be better than you might first assume. One minute I'm scoffing at something that looks sub-par, and the next I've nutted three times in an hour.

Today I learned that it is the most meaningful to be honest.Yesterday afternoon I broke a bottle of red wine when I was working,but nobody knew it.At that time,I was so nervous,because that wine is so expensive,it is worth my one days' salary. Then I made a determination to hide the truth,but my heart was uneasy and accused.Because I'm a Christian.If I'm not honest,God will loathes me.But,if I tell the truth ,perhaps I will pay my one days'salary for it.It is too hard to choose.I prayed to God,"God !May you give me faith and strength to tell the truth,I want to be honest."After prayer,my heart calm down and I was full of faith.At last,I told the truth to my manager,to my surprise ,he not only didn't ask me to pay for the wine,but also he praised me.He said ,"You are the most honest one I have ever seen in this company.In fact,several bottles of red wine were broken,but nobody admits，you are the fist and only one to tell the truth.You are really something!"Heard this ,I thank and praise God from my heart.In this experience,I appreciate that it is the most meaningful to be honest

Today I read this,"However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names.It is not so bad as you are.

It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise. Love your life, poor as it is.

You may perhaps have some pleasant, thrilling, glorious hours, even in a poor-house. The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man's abode; the snow melts before its door as early in the spring. I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there, and have as cheering thoughts, as in a palace."

Today I learned that no matter how many laxatives I take each day, my bowels will never ****ing move! I literally haven't **** in like a week.

Today I learned that a proper bathroom break at work involves a cigarette and a beer.

Have you tried Movicol hon? Or maybe re-reading Lord Larehip or Roscoe's boring threads might do the trick. If really desperate, try reading my journal!
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