**** inside girl or the other girl besides blue vesty at work

Tell them to stop trying to steal your ****.

OCD roommate?

I got back from classes and my room smells weird. Not quite weedish (unless it's really ****ty weed) but still pungent. I'd be surprised if it was cause my roommate doesn't seem like that type of guy.

"That type of guy"? You'd be surprised just how many people are "that type of guy".

He's probably smoking spice if he's too much of a dweeb to be "that kind of guy".

He's a square and has actively denied marijuana so I think I have a pretty good inkling of his propensities.

It was his lady friend.

Have you notified the police yet?

I'm not a ****in' narc if that's what you're asking.

>_>

God damn they're young. Mike and Wayne especially. Surprised I even caught a glimpse of Mike in the vid tbh

I saw them touring close to or maybe all their early records

Saw them I like 7 times or more / one of favorite all time bands

Same bruv. Caught them in Cleveland last year and they knocked my socks off. Opening band was aight too which was a nice change of pace for once.

Just make sure you're not missing anything.

You'll be fat eventually.

If you pass out make sure you roommate doesn't rearrange your asshole.

Hey, Charles.
I was surprised to see this morning that a local Burger King
was gone from a pretty busy location.
Apparently, another burger joint took over the location.
Is it normal to see a well-known franchise like this close up or sell off?
Seemed kinda strange considering their history.

I have not the slightest clue. I'm not really privy to stockholder meetings.

Second day of classes over. Got a student subscription to NYT and was hired as web technician for the school newspaper. Had a hearty lunch of mostly broccoli and carrots and will probably be eating more of the same for dinner. Once start getting paid I'm gonna buy some parts so I can hook my Gamecube up in my dorm.

You know a Wii can play Gamecube games right?

So can a Gamecube.

I hope it's well ventilated.

I thought you were like 12?

12 and a... HALF!

dammit

how long were you there? here at least i know landlords can't count carpet condition against you (within reason) after 3 years I think.

also as someone who has moved around/rented a lot it's worth it to buy a carpet shampooer.

He’s in Texas

Renters have no rights

You don’t get deposits back in Texas

You may as well left a fresh turd on it

I'm finally moving out of the parents house after more than a year of trying to save and find an apartment. Moving to a small but up and coming city only about 30 minutes away from the shop. The place is expensive and there's nowhere to park but I love the place and it has basically everything. Art house theater, bookstore, international food, a downtown, trains to the city, culture. Feels good man. Now just have to accept the fact that I'm going to be broke for a while.

How were you gonna clean a blood stain while you were drunk? How would you have cleaned it sober? Just call it an act of God. Texans respect God. It's probably in that Constitution of theirs.

i swear by:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....cL._SX425_.jpg


i feel your pain though, i lost 75% of my last deposit bc i dropped a wet oil painting on the middle of the carpet -_-

If I saw that and knew the deposit was gone I'd have fun. That's now my ash tray. That's my urinal. If I'm thunderdrunk that's where I puke. If I'm ****ing your bitch Imma shove her face in it while I cum in her ass.

Buy a square foot of carpet and stitch that bitch right on top of the stain.

^ works on crime scenes too

Ffs he was lying

Congrats, sounds like a good change for you. Being broke and out in the world trying to make it on your own is way better than the alternative, but if I remember right, this aint your first time.

Nah. I've had higher rent before. I've also had a higher paying job but this is totally doable. Thanks man!

Must be going around. Thought I was just a little broke but then I discovered that I was fully broke. Anyone want to buy some Deafbox merch?

Local culture means **** all unless you can afford it.

I’m not even trying to rub anyone’s face in it but even just back in the 90’s when I lived in Portland and Seattle 7 bucks an hour and a bicycle kept you drunk and stoned and able to see whatever bands were playing that week.