Idk about the big ones anymore. I like the little ones you stuff in your ear like earplugs
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I convinced my lift driver that I'm a Mormon. I told her that if we drink soda we get whipped as punishment, that to convert to Mormonism we have to sacrifice an animal at the temple to Joseph Smith and that we can't listen to music. I also told her she's going to hell because she's a sinner.
I accidentally left my phone in her car though. Found out that I have a tracker I never knew about AND an annoying alarm that tells me when it's silenced connected to my google. Would it be mean of me to continuously ring that alarm? |
Yes it would so do it.
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i have an interview tomorrow for a different position at my current workplace, would be making nearly double what i currently am. pray for me friends.
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Incessantly make the case that your work speaks for itself (even if it doesn’t lol) Do you know how many other candidates are in house? |
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Good to see you, Q.
Will you stick around or is this a hit and run? |
i plan on sticking around but i planned on doing that the last two times and we see how that went
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yeah, pretty much going into it with that mentality. just wait until i get the ol" "sell me this pen" scenario.
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CDs? See Deez Nuts Bitch! You just added a comma on your paycheck. |
Highs and lows, the phone needs to start listening to me.
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Hang in there little buddy.
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Dammit jus gimme my phone, bitch.
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At least they're both probably Canadian too.
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In Canada that means taking their parking space.
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Rough night and rough morning mixed with a pretty big hit of depression. It's gonna be a long day. Feeling more alone today than most days. Eh.
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Just remember, you'll die alone too. So it all evens out for everyone.
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That is indeed a true statement. Something to look forward to!
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Listen to your 10 favorite albums if possible. Might help.
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As a totally forced interjection, I'd just like to point out that the best use of the phrase "we all die alone" ever is in the second part of this track:
(jump to 3:57 for the especially cool part!) Crisis - Secrets of the prison house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCvDktOmJD0 This song always makes me feel better when I'm down :) |
I feel like crawling in a hole and dying now.
We're hosting an open mic at the shop in a few weeks. A dude just came in and saw the flyer and asked if he can do some freestyling rap. I said it's an open mic and he's more than welcome to do whatever. He's a middle aged white dude. Ten minutes later, I thought he left, I was talking across the room to my boss that... "I hope that rap guy doesn't come because I get really cringed out when people freestyle for some reason. Especially if it's bad. I hope the guy is good, he could end up being really good, but like even professional freestylers make me cringe hard for some reason. It's like that feeling when you watch a really awkward episode of the Office but it's when people rap in front of me." Silence. I look up. White rap dude didn't leave. He's standing right there. I almost exploded and my phase into a walking talking ironic cringe machine had finished. Only thing I said before he left was "well, I hope you uhhhhhh prove me wrong, man". F*ck. |
Well if it's any consolation, that's really hilarious.
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That sh*t broken.
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Freestyle rap is pretty cringe tbh
you're not wrong |
Did he look like Fred Durst? That's how I pictured him when I read your story.
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Tbh I find most Hip-Hop to be cringe worthy these days. Can't remember the last time I listened to something and liked it. |
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