haha i have no idea
google it for me, would ya?

Just picked up the new Murder-Mobile, I'm HELLA stoked!!!

Words cannot describe how much I LOVE this vehicle :love:

Congrats mj, hope ya like it.

I woke up and realized i had about 10 hours of work to do today. All i have gotten to is smoking a few bowls, and staring at word because i cant manage type up this paper.

When they say you should eat more fruit & vegetables , drink lots of water and do more excerise to be healthy maybe they should have a warning saying you'll spend the whole of the next day sore all over & piss about 10 times a day. :mad:

It's a piece of píss to do this. Walk to work and get a smoothie or veggie juice mid morning. Stick shedloads of salad into a sandwich at lunch or get some soup. Have a banana in the afternoon. Walk back home from work and then sit on your arse and have a few beers to finish off. That's me anyhow!

I served a detention today for

"Making a disrespectful comment towards a female student."


I apparently

"Said that she was 'so fat that she was blocking the aisle', and drove the female student to tears".



fat people should be mandated to wear "wideload" signs.

Dude you pwnt that fattie, high five.

That was a d1ck thing to do.

score!
i got detention once for making fun of a kid i thought was gay
mind you this was in like 6th grade
& then it turns out, now he is gay
i credit myself for that
:D

Detention? I am far too old..

Umm nothing really just everyone decided it would be a REALLY GOOD idea to p!ss me off for no F_cking reason...(this was yesterday...keep in mind) My mom it snowed all day basically My mom finally let me bring my Ipod to school (which I got for my sweet 16 :D) But it was almost completely dead.... and I decided to not bring my charger cuz I thought it would be okay..... so then after I got home I charged my Ipod..... then I looked on The Itunes store and found a new game Called "Phase" which is basically just like Guitar Hero but for the ipod.......well I got it but then I realized that you have to resync the list of songs first and only 100 at a time and so I was trying to figure this out for an hour and a half..... and then my dog sh!t in the house....... so that's how my day was...... BUT TODAY..... I'm Prepared.............:ar_15s:

i saw this today and laughed

http://media.newschoolers.com/upload...bullsh*t-1.jpg

copy and paste it into a new window, only change the * to an i since the censor thing is retarded, and bleeps out the word bullsh*t, making it impossible to post the actual picture.

so i seriously think i have diabeties
neither of my parents have it but if i remember correctly, i think my grandmother did
i pee all the time (im only 18 years old & i have to get up at least once a night to pee), drink all the time, sleep all the time, eat all the time
& on top of that im pretty much hypoglycemic, if my blood sugar gets low or if i havent eaten in a while, i get blurred vision, naseua, dizziness, light headedness
if i did have diabeties it would explain all that crap
if not than im just a weirdo

You could you know, see a doctor.

mmm.

hahaha!^
normal teenagers have to get up twice a night to pee?
most kids i know can go all night without getting up & then pee for 10 minutes in the morning & go the rest of the day without peeing any other time
ive talked about pee a little too much, i think
& by drink all the time i dont mean alcohol!
:p:

i broke my amazing stash sculpture, for the last like 6 months i have this jar that has lots of compartments one was hidden and it wouldnt open today and it broke when i tried to open is f uck im pissed it would of cost me 60 but i got an amazing discount($15(total)) but still

We went into the city (NYC) earler today. We were walking down 117th Street and all of a sudden we heard 5 of what seemed to be gunshots. We continued walking, then less than 20 seconds later we heard sirens heading towards that direction. It had to be less than 5 blocks away. Pretty crazy stuff.

Less than 15 mnutes after that we were walking to the car to head back home to the burbs. We turned the corner where our car was, but we then witness a blazing fire in a 10+ story building. Fire engines blocked it off, we were stuck for over an hour. Ugh, what a day. Well, at least I didn't have to go to school. When they ask me why, I'll have to say "because a shooting and a probable arson case kept me from my car." Hopefully this will be an acceptable excuse.

Mate thats what we see on our tellys at news time most nights, that sounds pretty normal for you guys?

I love how you call it the telly. In america if you said that the entire room woul laugh at you. (no offense tho, its just different over here:)

last night, Tera Melos and Heavy Heavy Low Low show in dekalb.
they played in this cafe, on this tiny stage.
we had front row the whole time, and during tera melos
everyone was just in awe, except for the ****ing scene girls who were like
"what band is this?"
"is this heavy heavy low low?"

then this **** band played.


then hhll came up, and the first song
a ****ing wave of d00ds crashed down upon us
throwing me onstage
where i continued my metal-stance
and grabbed the stars from the sky.



best show of my life, and also the most brutal.

Went to a benefit last night. Open bar, no ID check haha. It was some high class ****. It was fun though, even though to fit in I had to play dress up.
I had my nails done, hair did, and makeup professionally applied and i didnt pay a dime. Also my dress was free and so were shoes. Had a good night. 100 a ticket was worth it.

I had my first Saturday off in a few months, so I did nothing. Nursed a hangover and watched a film. Cooked dinner for my family and watched live football. Later will consist of another film and some alcohol as usual.

met a beautiful chick at bar last night...:soapbox:

Maybe its just me but beautiful and chick shouldn't be in the same sentence. Woman, or lady perhaps? :)

I went to see Rent with a few friends, but on the way there my friend hit a curb like the women driver she is, and the tire went flat, leaving us stranded in the middle of the downtown district, which is not the safest place at night. Plus to top it all off we were all in our nice dresses and looked well groomed, so we really stuck out. However, we did make it to the play....about an hour into it.

Spent the day with a lady friend and her kid.

It was pretty good stuff.

I got a promotion

Only a small one but it means more money :D

record buying spree!

tonight i decided to screw around on the computer instead of writing a paper i have due on friday. I made a south park version of me backpacking in asia

I hope thats a j

course it is, i dont smoke cigs

excellent

i just found out that i went from a b to like a d in world literature
thats it, im dropping out

Take it pass/fail.

i like the idea of quitting better than failing
but i dont think i could get away with dropping out
im just worried because that class is requiring students to make a senior project in order to graduate
so my odds arent looking too good now

Maybe a tutor would help?

haha yeahh i guess
i just dont care about school that much
the only reason i failed it was because i missed some assignments that were worth like 50+ points
laziness, really

SUCKED.

my spanish teacher like, made us take this online spanish test.
and i JUST finished it.
which i started at 9 o'clock.

pretty much failed.
11/30.

i loathe spanish more than you would ever know.
can't wait for the semester to be up; i am dropping it.

yeah, not graduating high school out of laziness, no excuse for that. sucking it up and working harder is really the only option here.