I feel you. I started having epileptic seizures back in 2009, which led to my neurologist finding a brain tumor. Then my job fired me for having to take medical leave, and my wife took my son and left me because I lost my job. Life is hard and it isn't fair. People say "it will get better," but "better" is completely relative. Things will change and be different, and you will learn to love the new things. I'm in the middle of that process myself.

Wow man that really sucks :( I'm really sorry to hear that. I'm glad you're getting through it. And yes, things will be different and eventually you won't mind anymore. I hope your cancer is under control, I haven't really talked to you much before. And I hope you found a better job.

I'm not going to kill myself if that's what you thought, couldn't ever do that. I have my own way of self destructing though, when things go wrong and I get depressed I'd rather speed that process along and go back to the warmth and the numbness and not caring about anything in the world. I know how dumb I am, I just don't care sometimes about consequences. So much easier to just float. I'm really doing everything in my power to fight it, but that might not be enough right now...

****ing hell. I'm drunk to the nth degree. And some dude who jas a full scholarship to a D1 college is trying to bone me, while I'm trying to bone a gorgeoud female. What do?!?!

just one phrase - menage a trois

Make it a 3 way. Everyone goes home happy :)

I made cereal, thought about money, looked for work, ate toast, texted ex gf asking for my property... now music banter and unlimited music for the rest of the day.

that's not an option....she's not into the penis

just be direct and say something like you are going to cut off his penis if he keeps talking to you or something.

shut down his game

Or why don't you not threaten him and either explain that your not straight or get off with your bird infront of him.

lol threats work better with drunks just saying that you are not straight is not going to work

they will take it like you are playing hard to get when that's not the message you want to convey.

ahhhh just deck him