ThePhanastasio |
03-15-2012 08:46 PM |
Exercised very poor judgment today, but my little sister now thinks I'm a fearless badass.
She pointed out that there was something in the woods, while we were on the back deck. With total disregard for my safety, I took a running leap off of the deck (over a five foot drop) onto very uneven ground to investigate.
I assumed that it was just a chicken who had escaped from the person who lived adjacent to us, and was just acting like I was all fearless or whatever...then, about three strides after landing, I actually saw what it was.
It was a fucking bobcat.
Fortunately for me, I frightened it when I jumped off of the deck like a crazy person and it ran deeper into the woods and away from me. Somehow, I managed to turn around and pretend I wasn't horrified and surprised to say with complete nonchalance: "Oh, it was just a bobcat," then walk back to the deck.
My little sister thinks I'm a badass now. I'm lucky she didn't see me jump on top of my friend's car a few weeks ago when I heard a coyote; she'd probably know what a huge wuss I really am. :laughing:
Aside from that, I've just spent the day watching basketball. My bracket has survived unscathed.
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