I tend to keep my drinking to a minimum because I get REALLY reckless when I drink. I've done some things I'm not particularly proud of. Most of them happened a long time ago including some driving when I should have been in a bed puking. I'm not proud of this. I can only say that somebody must have been watching out for me because I should have been dead or in jail on multiple occasions. I don't know what it is but once I get to a certain point of hammered an entirely different person emerges and takes over. I don't want that person out ever again. I stop myself now.

i've only drunk drive once, nearly died and never did again

usually, when i'm drunk, i sit in a corner and contemplate my belly-button

I used to drink pretty good before the Big C. I've pretty much stopped now though. Jumped off the wagon for a 25th Anniversary cruise to Jamaica last month, but back on it. Before that I hadn't had a proper drink (I do still drink non-alcoholic "beer" which does have a tiny bit of alcohol in it) since last August. Alcohol is kinda an accellerant for throat cancer.

We have a beach house vacay coming up in couple weeks, might give myself a reprieve for that.

My first hangover I was 14, went to my first big party, drank like 4 beers, than this dude bought me a 2-6 of vodka for some reason, chugged the whole thing in like 20 minutes. I just remember passing out on the side of this greasy motel while we were running from the cops for some reason. Then somehow my friends got me back to my buddy's house and I woke up before everyone else, went for a walk and puked on the sidewalk. Good day. I don't really get hangovers anymore, although sometimes I'll feel a bit nauseous if I drink A LOT.

I'm like Exo when I'm drunk. This whole new person takes over and says and does things I would never do. I'm like Jekyll and Hyde with a drink in me.

I'm the opposite. No matter how hammered I get people always tell me they can never tell when I'm drunk.

People can tell when I'm drunk alright! :P

Me 3. Normally, I'm pretty withdrawn around most people, but when I get really drunk, I just sorta start talking and talking and talking and won't shut up. If I keep drinking, apparently I turn into a complete *******. I don't know because by the time I get to that point, I'm blacked out. I actually remember drinking absinthe one time, and I was hanging out with a buddy, and he had these lollipops. He said he didn't care if I ate some, but not to touch the orange ones, which he had in a pile. I have a vague dreamlike memory of taking one that I would've completely forgotten, but all of a sudden I remember waking up (if I wasn't so completely gone, I would've probably sobered up completely) in the middle of a screaming match that I was apparently having with this guy, because, unbeknownst to me, I had taken one, and then laughed at him when he said something about it. When I woke up in the middle of this argument, I had absolutely no idea why we were yelling at each other.

getting totally blissfully unawares drunk usually entail me in some stranger's bed and i don't even remember any sex

God, you're soooo old!!