I bought some little things for the shelf in our kitchen today, and they're cute.

I wish I was drunk beyond all coherent thought right now but I have to drive so I haven't even so much as taken a mild sedative in over 24 hours.

it's really great to have that one dude in your life who will flatter you and flirt with you on command when needed and then never be clingy after that

praise r'hllor

Yo I'm drunk call a can thx

I've come to the conclusion that from here until I die, I'm never shaving my beard, and I'm gonna try and party all the time.

Pokemon don't drink!

I understand. I'd take T'Pol right up against the warp core.

You dont know the poke life!

Today I learned some old military personal from the Vietnam war time period really loved their ganja. My 60 year old coworker went on about how when he was in South America where there were plants as tall as a tree, a reddish god color, and how you could pluck off dry leaves right off the plant due to the climate.

Dem Navy guys really liked their stuffs.

They used to hold signs down with sandbags. The soldiers would replace multiple sand bags with extremely good weed instead of the sand and smoke it out of shotguns. They also never shot heroine because it was so pure they could just smoke it with some weed.

amen