Do you play guitar in the band?

I'm the groupie.

Its a GG Allin cover band. He just jerks off and throws feces on everybody.

Just? What do you mean just? What more could any man want? Tuggin' the goat and flingin' your poo, that's the precipice of human evolution right there. One step further and you fall into Buddhahood.

We throw in some Dayglo Abortions too.

Went pretty good last night. My ears are still ringing. Lots of stains on the rug, and I can't wash the smell off my hands.

ok thanks.

She posted a few times last week Conor. Think she must be in love with her new boytoy.

Nah I think she said you all suck

(no seriously)

She did seem like a smart gal and clearly nailed it.

That's why I wifed her :)


Did you always have a signature or what the ****