No, I understood your metaphor but it will still speed up that process.


Today is such a **** show. I don't feel like doing anything but I have a list of things to do. bleh.

If you're already "a constantly erupting two ended volcano" what's there to speed up?

Maybe the horrible experience of being a human volcano.

So the Christmas holiday has begun. I'm so glad I could cry

It's the busiest day of the year and I had three people call in sick and one employee had a heart attack. I didn't know what to do so I sent her an edible arrangement.

This morning I was asked out for drinks by both the dude at my bank and my mailman.

I guess things are okay.

Holy sh*t. Is your employee alright? And YAY FREE DRINKS!

She's ok now, she's being released from the hospital this afternoon. She called and APOLOGIZED and I was just like JESUS SANDRA DON'T BE SORRY, FFS. And then I used my company AmEx to buy her a basket of chocolate covered strawberries because idk I think that's what I would want if I had a heart attack I guess?

Also I turned both of the dudes down because honestly after this week the bar scene sounds like the last thing I want to do.

Sorry you've had a crummy week butt. I don't get back from the theater tonight until like one but maybe I'll see you. OH! Closing at the theater gives me an awesome excuse to get some serious reading done. I'm excited about this.

That's great because I sent you some books. :D