Ok so, I sprained my ankle doing who knows what.Pain meds check, so after I leave the hospital, my boy calls me from the bar, so I go,and I drink, and I take meds, and this moring, it's a total dude where is my car moment ......Then I remembered I called a cab...;) 30,000 on my education or 5,000.00 on a dui.
Im so grown up now..

Ah, Florida. Having to drive everywhere was definitely one of my least favorite things about living there. I love living where I can walk home from bars. Good for you for being responsible!

If they didn't practically crucify you in Fla, for drunk driving I would have driven the mile home.
But they do,and there was a dui check point at the end of the road that turns off to get to my subdivision.

Now it's coming back to me.....barely....;) I had a moment of clarity,and decided I love myself to make my ego ride bitch instead of fishtailin it the mile/ mile and a half from my friends house to mine:)

Watching horror movies all night and about to eat some left over Pho. all and all, pretty rad day so far.
Rolling Stone's 500 Album Marathon

My friend is getting one of his testicles removed and all I can do to support him is making Lance Armstrong jokes.

That seriously sucks.

He says it's not too bad, the trade in value for a left nut is crazy high.

I'd give my left nut for a relevant occasion for a Lance Armstrong joke.

That guy's nuts!

My kitty cat is more metal than you. I'm blasting some pretty gnarly black metal and he's lying next to me not giving a ****.