went to a local wrestling show tonight and holy hell it was the most fun ive had in a while. it was their big promo show which inexplicably was deemed "bring your own weapon" night. so you bring a weapon and the wrestlers use them in a ridiculous chaotic melee at the very end. It was insane. We brought a giant fish. And we brought huge fish related posters and were basically yelling "grab the fish" the whole time. once the melee started, they wrestlers were all picking their weapon and we got a loud ass chant going "use the fish". like we got our whole section on board and eventually one of the guys n notices, grabbed it and smacked other wrestler over the head witth it. needless to say the fish got destroyed in battle but the dude who won actually used it as his finishing move to win the whole thing. we went ****ing nuts. fish guts were everywhere. the ref came up to us after saying in 30 years in the sport hes never seen someone bring a real fish. god whatta night eh folks I cant even talk from yelling so much

oh and we also brought a poster saying "Bobby stuffs his wrestler shorts" [bobby was just some random wrestler we decided to heckle) and we were very vocal about it during his fight. He got on the ropes and yelled at us to shut up hahaha total class

You can always just skip the food and go for the music.

I lived in Chicago during that (still do). We were jumping off of 2nd story apartment building balconies into the snow drifts. It's always fun until someone gets hurt, like my brother. Nothing serious, but he almost busted his leg on a truck tire buried under a drift.

Thats a killer night. Even though I'm not a fan, that sounds like a blast.

man im not a wrestling fan either but this was awesome. totally blew my expectations out of the water. the commissioner wants us to come to more of the shows, because we got the crowd so into it

Why did Goofle close the Avatar Requests thread?

He didn't. It's right here.

Customers who think your job is to go out of your way to make them feel like they're some sort of royalty make me laugh. I purposefully held off on this lady's order for like, 25 minutes today because she was such a pain. Bish, I ain't yo fvkkin butler. Wouldn't take that shizz if I was, neither. Christ. Rich people are so goddamn weird.

We also have this other customer who always comes in wanting the same thing- a meatball sub. And every time he comes in we're out. I kinda feel bad for him this is like the third time it's happened...

So... why don't you get some meatballs? Sounds like your restaurant sucks.

We make that shizz from scratch, yo. When my boss remembers to buy ground beef...