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Frownland 01-21-2015 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1541747)
Just had a three-hour phone conversation with my absentee dad. He asked me if I was "420 friendly". I think he might also be pushing his pothead stepdaughter on me. I'm not sure about him as a person, but this just might work.
Political incest seems like your kinda deal.

The Batlord 01-21-2015 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1541748)
Political incest seems like your kinda deal.
What the **** is political incest? Is that like when Bill Clinton finds out Monica Lewinski is actually his illegitimate daughter?

GuD 01-21-2015 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1541726)
Salvation Army. Don't go Red Cross, they have some questionable tactics. Sucks to hear still, you're safe right?
So does Salvation Army. I'm pretty sure they're the ones that used their funds to fight against gay marriage...

Goodwill, if you have one on the east coast, is your best bet. I think.

Frownland 01-21-2015 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1541753)
What the **** is political incest? Is that like when Bill Clinton finds out Monica Lewinski is actually his illegitimate daughter?
You're not actually related but you're related on paper.

The Batlord 01-21-2015 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1541758)
You're not actually related but you're related on paper.
Never even met her step-father, so I think the taboo is minimal. Still, I like a bit of taboo. Apparently she's rebellious or something, so maybe we can fuck on my dad's bed and get jizz all over his pillow. It's what Jesus would have done if God had a step-daughter.

DwnWthVwls 01-22-2015 12:13 PM
Plus you're from the south so even if she was your real sister it's not that big a deal.

The Batlord 01-22-2015 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1541936)
Plus you're from the south so even if she was your real sister it's not that big a deal.



I'll keep you updated whenever the Springer episode airs.

Exo 01-22-2015 06:42 PM
Jaime Pressley was a fox. Gaht dayum.

ladyislingering 01-22-2015 07:04 PM
my mom just sent me a series of pics, chronicling my dad's snack from the moment he opened the bread til the first bite of his sandwich.

I think my mom is stoned. Again.

Chula Vista 01-22-2015 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1542192)
Jaime Pressley was a fox. Gaht dayum.
Still kinda is. 2014.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...62_634x899.jpg


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