x2! Girl it was a box of slop when I got it.Except for the green paste and red saucy stuff.

Well that was a confusing read.

Last night was one of the drunkest I've ever been in my life. Blacked out on the cab ride home. Puked three times. Once at the bar. Once outside of the bar. Once in my toilet. At one point I went to buy cigarettes and it took me five times to punch in my debit card pin correctly.

I need to stop ordering LIT's after I'm already drunk.

Dude...

Open bar man. The LIT's had to happen.

Wow that's intense man, glad you aren't dead. what did we learn?

Edit: I forgot, never take LIT's after you're drunk.

That not all Spaniards are Mexican?

Open bars are a bad idea.

Cab drivers will let you puke in their cabs in Jersey?

No, wait thats not right.

Will let you puke on them...I think that's it.