I don't care. I'm gonna ride this one till the wheels fall off.

No pressure.

My mom's car broke down on Saturday, and needs a new clutch. Then she put a huge dent in the rear fender of the rental. Just found out she needs a new starter too. It's going to cost her about $2000 total. **** automobiles.

Starters are just two bolts and two wires. Should only take 30 minutes and cost about 175 for a starter. Clutch kits usually run 150 and you can pull a clutch apart in an hour easy. So they're charging your mom 1600 for labor? She is getting jobbed.

Welcome back old friend.

Naw, she made a pretty bad mess of the rental. Plus the Canadian dollar is now down to $.78 American.

Speaking of American money, my day taxed me like a mafuker. As a bona fide grown up, I sit at a desk and spend my time getting frustrated for a living. Mostly I just lay back and do my job of making money for my masters like all good American citizens but I about had it today. Just so much bull**** in a short amount of time. Now I haven't been drunk in a long time. A very long time. But today I got so pissed off at feeling like such a tool for so many other tools that I decided to get drunk as ****. My tolerance is down so I'm like Hell Yeah my life is really pretty good. I haven't even put much in me and I'm already happy, like I know that I'll be back up in that workplace tomorrow like a motherfuking boss telling people what to think about me in case they were wondering.

same shit, different day.

my exhausted delirium reached a new low at the grocery store today after I walked past one of the freezer endcaps with a ton of pizza in it, while Joe Cocker's "You Are So Beautiful" was playing, and I started laughing because, man, that's a lot of pizza and I'm sure there's a fat guy somewhere Sinatra-ing in his kitchen waiting for his Totino's to be ready.

Woke up, came to work. Hoping the day gets more fun lol