Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1568285)

You dont miss it.

You're a liar.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1568366)

all those babies, so little time to be kidnapped by Pedobear/

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1568368)

Indeed, im so horny donuts look sexy..

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1568370)

I miss Pedobear. So many ****ty memes that never die, but Pedobear was one of the good ones.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1568375)

it's just always relevant with the amount of creeps that pass through here (and everywhere)..

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1568373)

que?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1568370)

I miss Pedobear. So many ****ty memes that never die, but Pedobear was one of the good ones.

Originally Posted by skype

oh yea at work today
[12:42:17 AM] Brandon: the boss and a few of his minions were having some banter
[12:42:31 AM] Brandon: about this flatfaced bitch that drives the forklifts
[12:43:08 AM] Brandon: big chunky middle aged woman with a metal guy type hair cute
[12:43:15 AM] Brandon: and a face like a mack truck
[12:43:29 AM] Brandon: always wears a baseball cap as well
[12:44:01 AM] Brandon: well known around the plant for being un****able despite the enormous size of the place
[12:44:20 AM] Brandon: travels around on her forlift so everyone knows who she is
[12:44:30 AM] Brandon: and they were doing the whole
[12:44:39 AM] Brandon: if i paid you x would you **** her
[12:44:55 AM] Brandon: and all standing around saying nah wouldnt touch that
[12:45:03 AM] Brandon: nah you couldnt pay me
[12:45:28 AM] Brandon: then one black dude said you'd have to pay me 500 dollars
[12:45:31 AM] Brandon: etc
[12:45:50 AM] Brandon: so i overhear all this and i know the gist of the convo but i wasnt sure who it was about
[12:46:14 AM] Brandon: so i inquire and they tell me and of coure they proposition me with it as well
[12:46:46 AM] Brandon: and i think about it for a good 5 seconds then im like yea i'd do it for like 200
[12:46:55 AM] Brandon: no shame
[12:46:59 AM] Brandon: nothing
[12:47:15 AM] david: lmao
[12:47:22 AM] Brandon: they all get a kick out of it and ****
[12:47:45 AM] Brandon: laughing and **** and then the boss dismisses the meeting like back to work
[12:48:10 AM] Brandon: so then about 15 minutes later he comres up to me and hes like 200 huh all smiling and **** still finding it funny
[12:48:35 AM] Brandon: and im like yea i dont wanna come in here every day but i still do it for less than that
[12:48:53 AM] Brandon: 200 for like 30 mins thats easy money
[12:49:09 AM] Brandon: and he's like yea but the memories....
[12:49:20 AM] Brandon: and i was like well i wouldnt look at it sexually really
[12:49:31 AM] Brandon: i'd view it as more of a science experiment
[12:49:48 AM] Brandon: like if u had to help a manatee or some **** like that
[12:50:05 AM] david: lmfao
[12:50:05 AM] david: yea
[12:50:10 AM] david: im like that as well
[12:50:12 AM] Brandon: and he started laughing and was like back to work
[12:50:24 AM] Brandon: and then peopel kept coming up to me all day to talk about it lol
[12:50:31 AM] Brandon: like the word spread instantly
[12:50:32 AM] david: lmfao
[12:50:38 AM] david: was u famous for the day then
[12:50:49 AM] Brandon: just among the temp agency
[12:51:08 AM] Brandon: they know better than to go telling [company name]'s people
[12:51:13 AM] Brandon: sexual harrassment etc
[12:51:45 AM] Brandon: the boss knows his ass would get it good lol cause he instigated the whole thing
[12:51:50 AM] Brandon: but yea
[12:51:59 AM] Brandon: its funny how word spreads like that
[12:52:12 AM] Brandon: cause i never pass on the **** they say to me
[12:52:41 AM] Brandon: but this **** seems to happen damn near every time i come up with new content
[12:53:02 AM] Brandon: i'm really more like a performer i think than a human being
[12:53:10 AM] Brandon: in conversations with random people
[12:53:28 AM] Brandon: i just meander looking for dumb funny **** to exploit
[12:53:51 AM] Brandon: whenever a topic turns serious i usually lose interest
[12:54:10 AM] Brandon: cause most people are too dumb to have a serious convo with them
[12:54:54 AM] Brandon: thats why whenever they ask me on my politics i just say i ondt follow it/dont care
[12:55:13 AM] david: lmao
[12:55:17 AM] Brandon: cause honestly i do have opinions, i care to an extent but im not that invested
[12:55:23 AM] david: yea thats what i say in real life as well
[12:55:29 AM] Brandon: but i do have opinions
[12:55:29 AM] david: cant be ****ed with it with thick people
[12:55:39 AM] Brandon: but i just dont wanna rgue with people all the time about dumb ****
[12:55:57 AM] Brandon: i dont care that they believe dumb ****
[12:56:01 AM] Brandon: doesnt bother me
[12:56:13 AM] Brandon: like black hebrews basically
[12:56:31 AM] Brandon: they can think that moses came from nigeria all they want the **** do i care
[12:57:15 AM] Brandon: i'll judge em and think they're wrong and if they challenge me challenge me i'll say something smart
[12:57:25 AM] Brandon: but overall i let em be
[12:58:38 AM] Brandon: in fact when stupid people express dumb opinions
[12:58:41 AM] Brandon: if its dumb enough
[12:58:51 AM] Brandon: then i'll sort of go along with it
[12:59:13 AM] Brandon: not agree with it but basically ask them questions about it to get them to spell it out in more detail
[12:59:17 AM] Brandon: for my amusement
[1:02:22 AM] Brandon: watching couples thera[y has really opened my eyes
[1:02:45 AM] Brandon: to the fact that white women from california have an annoying ****ing accent
[1:03:18 AM] Brandon: its like a ****ing mockingbird squawking in your ear
[1:04:51 AM] david: lmao

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1568434)

I wish "the batlord" meme would die already