And sit next to y'all? EW! Y'all might get yer germs on me ;) Nah, y'all aight too, I reckon.

So now, here's my question for when you are a civillan again, you roll up on me and my herbal refreshments, ya takin me in or you steppin on it and walking off?

I just don't mind cause he's a toothless MP, and I'm not on a military base. I just broke the law a few hours ago! Care to guess how? Who cares, cause you can't do **** about it anyway!

How do you know when I leave the military I plan to continue with law enforcement? But I tell ya what, mkay? Listen to this homie. I'mma turn around and pretend I'm looking over here, because that plant in the corner is mighty interestin'.

You picked my locked again? I just rekeyed that **** Charles.

Friend requested finally accepted. I made you wait 3 months instead of the usual, because of your occupational handicap.

First of all, I have all of my pearly whites. Although they ain't so pearly. Second of all I seriously do not fu*king care who you screw as long as you use a condom. Because afterall, the only sex you can get is a prostitute - and that's on a slow day. ;)

Should there be a parade or something?

Are you kidding hes to cheap for hookers. on a good day its him trying to watch me shower.

I meant a slow day for the hookers! I mean they may be hookers, but even they have standards. On a slow day, batty might meet them.

Ftfy.