Today marked my 200th article and 5-year anniversary on Wordpress. It's been my best year yet and I added a new feature to the site to celebrate.

Feeling pretty good.

I've come to the conclusion that everyone smoked, or smokes pot. Not exactly illegal drug talk.

Worst/best hangover in decades. Was so wasted this morning when I posted. Time to bite the hair of the dog....

NEED TO GET BUZZED IN ORDER TO REGAIN STATUS QUO.

Yup.

I'm so toasted..............

Too bad I gotta go to work in seven hours, or I'd get even more tanked, but 'tis what 'tis.

Have you put your jizz on a burger yet?

Dude, I haven't even licked any of the buns yet (not a euphemism). It will cum with time.

I say drink more beer and make tonmorrow the morrow.

Eweeeeeee.

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Dude, stop with the confusing memes/gifs. They're meant to illustrate your point, not obfuscate it.