I'm above letting other people make my pizza with their dirty hands, I was always drunk and making pizza.

I rarely order pizza. I'm just on a pizza ordering roll.

I'm a high school graduate now. Hooray I guess, I've already been out of school two weeks so nothing's changed.

congratulations!!! everything just goes downhill from here! just saying.

So I've heard. I'm pretty excited for my college years though, and not worried about looking back and saying high school was the best four years of my life. I certainly did not peak there.

To be fair, everything starts going down hill in elementary school (around five-ten years old).

well, thats not what i meant really. high school was certainly not the best time of my life. but things still somehow got worse after i graduated. :D

honestly can't tell if you're joking but this is accurate. i was a very depressed 10 year old boy.

36.

What you having/what did you have?

I am totally not joking. **** life.

Hopefully all of those poor girls are still alive.