Mmmmmphhffttttgrrrrmpphhttttmmmmmarrrghhhhh *sneaks in a small breath of air* mmmmmphhffttttgrrrrmpphhttttmmmmmarrrghhhhh

Are we chugging rum, Chula?

Not yet, but soon.

My "company" can no longer maintain their 401K plan so I spent a good chunk of today setting up an IRA with Fidelity, who I was pointed to by a number of people who I am confident with when it comes to money matters.

I'll be rolling over all of my John Hancock funds into it and then begin conservatively playing the stock and bond markets to maximize my return on investments. Got a call from a Fidelity rep here in San Diego and we talked for about a half hour while I explained my unique financial situation.

Really impressed with them so far. My dad made a killing playing the stock market so I hope to follow just a tiny bit in his footsteps. At my age I have to not assume too much risk.

#willbestudyinguponthis****immenseslyfromnowon

Oh I didn't take it. That job was a glorified carnival worker job. I feel I'm above that. The pay was nice but I'm not a f*cking carnie soda jerk.

And people wonder why the beaners are taking our jobs.

Beaner = Mexican. Ooops.

I don't have a problem with this though. They can have it.

Beaners refers to Hispanics in general I believe, since they all eat beans until proven otherwise.

Yet most of them I know have never been here.
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What kinda beaners are they?

That's funny, of the five or six times I went to Chipotle, I think I only saw one Hispanic in the entire restaurant and it was the husband of a whale of a white woman.