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**Exo** · 12-05-2016, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd

My mom used to say I had this as a child and I didn't understand what it meant until I was a grown adult. Speaking of late life lessons.

One of my best friends has it hardcore. This is a conversation I remember between him and another friend of ours...

Friend 1 (Foot in Mouth) - "Hey Friend 2, how is your brother doing?"
Friend 2 - "I don't want to talk about it."
Friend 1 - "Oh. Ok. I just heard he isn't living with you anymore."
Friend 2 - "Dude. I don't want to talk about it."
Friend 1 - "Ok. I'm just asking because I heard you two got into a huge fight and you ended up hitting him."
Friend 2 - "DUDE. F*CKING STOP."
Friend 1 - "What I do?"

It's hysterical but oh so frustrating.

Paedantic Basterd · 12-05-2016, 05:09 PM

Also did not know that pineapples grew on bushes or that cow tipping wasn't a euphemism for getting high until about the same time.

**Exo** · 12-05-2016, 05:14 PM

My ex girlfriend thought Alaska was an island and out near Hawaii because that's how it appeared on most maps in her History textbooks. She found out when she was like 20. I thought it was adorable.

Paedantic Basterd · 12-05-2016, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

My ex girlfriend thought Alaska was an island and out near Hawaii because that's how it appeared on most maps in her History textbooks. She found out when she was like 20. I thought it was adorable.

That's cute.

Key · 12-05-2016, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

My ex girlfriend thought Alaska was an island and out near Hawaii because that's how it appeared on most maps in her History textbooks. She found out when she was like 20. I thought it was adorable.

Lol

The Batlord · 12-05-2016, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

My ex girlfriend thought Alaska was an island and out near Hawaii because that's how it appeared on most maps in her History textbooks. She found out when she was like 20. I thought it was adorable.

That would have meant the end of our relationship. Not because I would have broken up with her but I would have been merciless and she would have broken sooner or later.

**Exo** · 12-05-2016, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That would have meant the end of our relationship. Not because I would have broken up with her but I would have been merciless and she would have broken sooner or later.

Lol. She is a very smart girl. That one just got through the cracks. I wasn't too hard on her.

Zhanteimi · 12-05-2016, 05:25 PM

The eastern shore of Alaska is a geographical oddity.

Key · 12-05-2016, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I wasn't too hard on her.

Could you even be?

Lucem Ferre · 12-05-2016, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mordor

The eastern shore of Alaska is a geographical oddity.

That's where it meets the Canadia sea. The most calm and considerate oceans in the world.

Edit: Canadia was a typo, but I liked it enough to leave it in.

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