i mean jtf did it first

I don't talk to anybody on Facebook and only check it about twice a year, so why the **** am I getting friend requests from people I'm 100% sure I don't know?

sorry that was me

****ing stop it. And why are you a chick?

i thought that would make you accept it faster :(

Woke up in an alcove to an older mother who brought me a sammich, chips, and juice. It's been a stormy day. I watched half of The Lobster and thought it got too boring to finish. Recommended viewing just not something I had the attention span for.

Because you're a prostitute?

They didn't look bad either. Maybe I should accept their friend requests and send them a dollar amount without any context.

it's about -30 Celsius with the windchill atm. there's cold and there's freezing cold, and then there's this ****.

It's cold as **** here too. 59 degrees right now I'm in full winter gear. It's raining now too so I'm sealed off in the underground bunker and am waiting it out.