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Key 12-16-2016 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Violet_ (Post 1784022)
Of course.
I knew it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1784023)
you should try actual sex
Been there done that.

Blank. 12-16-2016 04:44 PM
Ever tried masturbation while a girl shoves her hand up your ass and a Transgender individual jerks it while watching you?

Key 12-16-2016 05:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1784025)
Ever tried masturbation while a girl shoves her hand up your ass and a Transgender individual jerks it while watching you?
Yes.

The Batlord 12-16-2016 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1783992)
The forked tongue leak is the worst. You aim north but end up streaming both northeast and northwest simultaneously. In a split second you have to decide which stream has the bigger flow - that you'll aim in the bowl while the lesser flow leaks all over the floor.

All this while still half asleep and with snot in your eyes.

Being a man < being a woman.
At that point I usually bend at the knees to get the tip of my dick as close to the bowl as possible.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-16-2016 05:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pZPcLyg.jpg

Cuthbert 12-16-2016 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1784041)
At that point I usually bend at the knees to get the tip of my dick as close to the bowl as possible.
lol at having to bend your knees

djchameleon 12-16-2016 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1784027)
boring day, watched gilmore girls alot
ate subway


not much going on
oooooooooo

Frownland 12-16-2016 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1784011)
Pissed and smoke joints (and other stuff) in the http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/...7caoakGoi.jpeg many times.
Lol that's just because you go to fusion and prog shows. When I went to see Rush there was no line for the ladies bathroom. It was wild.

WWWP 12-16-2016 07:59 PM
I'm at my bf's work holiday party at this fancy old white folk "villa" and there are three of us that have been sitting at the table reserved for eight for an hour and a half and everybody is getting all uptight like "if there's only three of you we have to move you to a smaller table" and we're like "ok but we are still expecting the other people..." and my anxiety is at a level ten because I can't make small talk with ****ing Jane from accounting any longer so I just keep drinking wine and eating the free bread and we are the talk of the kitchen and I didn't even want to be here in the first place and I miss my dog

Edit:
I'm posting this from the ****ing bathroom (which I've visited six times since we got here). Please send help.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-16-2016 08:04 PM
sounds ****ty but hey free bread is nice


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