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The Batlord 01-04-2017 01:33 PM

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Chula Vista 01-04-2017 01:34 PM

I'm just trying to keep down a slowly sipped warm can of ginger ale...

Plankton 01-04-2017 01:49 PM

Warm?! *hurl*

Ninetales 01-04-2017 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1791172)
I am in desperate need of a spicy deluxe ChikfilA sandwich today. But the other car seat is forty miles away so I can't leave the house :(

eh buckle em up like adults. gotta cut the cord sometime

The Batlord 01-04-2017 02:13 PM

Or tie 'em to a chair and leave 'em behind.

ChelseaDagger 01-04-2017 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1791193)
eh buckle em up like adults. gotta cut the cord sometime

Always nice to meet a fellow fan of the #6 :D

Zhanteimi 01-04-2017 03:46 PM

I had a couple of friends over for drinks. One guy who got totally smashed kept going on about homosexuals and how he can't understand the appeal of another man's ass. He then proceeded to really embarrass himself by talking about how he's afraid to wipe because he had to touch his own ass.

ffs

And this is the guy who used to go to Thailand all the time and fuck uncut lady-boys.

The Batlord 01-04-2017 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mordor (Post 1791229)
I had a couple of friends over for drinks. One guy who got totally smashed kept going on about homosexuals and how he can't understand the appeal of another man's ass. He then proceeded to really embarrass himself by talking about how he's afraid to wipe because he had to touch his own ass.

ffs

And this is the guy who used to go to Thailand all the time and fuck uncut lady-boys.

So 95% probability he's gay?

WWWP 01-04-2017 03:56 PM

So I hadn't been driving my car for a few weeks because the transmission took a dump as I was driving to math class one night, and I was waiting to take it to a mechanic until I could decide whether or not I wanted to put any more money into it, but I took it on a test drive around my neighborhood last week after it had stopped raining and everything seemed ok, I thought I may be able to get another year out of it - I only drive about 10mi/day anyway.

Then last night it was stolen (or was it Sunday night? I'm not really sure. I've had some time off and I definitely remember seeing it Sunday but maybe it was there Monday too? I honestly don't know), and whoever took it dumped it like 2 miles away from my house, on private property, so it got towed at the same time I was making the police report, and it looks like the engine totally gave out on them. Joke's on the thief, I guess, they probably tried to use the heater and the windshield wipers at the same time or something - you can't DO THAT to poor ol' Vigor Charles.

Anyway so I don't want to pay to get it towed back to my house or to a mechanic or anywhere, really, so in the end I cut my losses and surrendered my title to the towing company, who will sell it to pick n pull or whatever. I just got back from giving them my keys, and paying the $200 towing fee (because not even a copy of my police report would convince them the car was stolen before the time of towing, though they did knock off the storage cost) so essentially I just paid $200 to get rid of my car. Today sucks.

Key 01-04-2017 03:56 PM

After today, I'm looking forward to what the rest of this year has to offer. 2017 is off to a great start!


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