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The Batlord 02-20-2017 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1807426)
When you're on day 12 of no sleeping and casually enjoying a paycheck's worth of meth, teetering around in your trailer and you peek through the curtains to see if the world is still standing only to see a black neighbor smoke a menthol, it probably has some kind of effect on your world view.

lulz

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1807427)
You should have taken your cigarette back.

He already had it in his mouth. He couldn't have paid me to take it back. But don't think it didn't occur to me.

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1807431)
Even the most dirt poor white person is like

"Well **** man at least I'm not black"

Well, duh.

Chula Vista 02-20-2017 10:38 AM

Between all of my physical ills, I haven't been able to take a shower in like 11 days. Now I don't do anything to actually sweat so I don't have the classic BO thing, but I'm starting to emit this slight stench like a moldy dish rag. I think I'm going to go with it for a few more days just to see where it ends up.

Frownland 02-20-2017 10:41 AM

Sponge bath time!

Chula Vista 02-20-2017 10:55 AM

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The Batlord 02-20-2017 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1807436)
Between all of my physical ills, I haven't been able to take a shower in like 11 days. Now I don't do anything to actually sweat so I don't have the classic BO thing, but I'm starting to emit this slight stench like a moldy dish rag. I think I'm going to go with it for a few more days just to see where it ends up.

Just brace yourself when you finally wash your balls. I don't know why but if you've reached a funk critical mass then washing your junk emits a smell that's uncannily like burning rubber... not that I would know...

Chula Vista 02-20-2017 11:12 AM

I appreciate your guidance, oh wise one.

DwnWthVwls 02-20-2017 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1807436)
Between all of my physical ills, I haven't been able to take a shower in like 11 days. Now I don't do anything to actually sweat so I don't have the classic BO thing, but I'm starting to emit this slight stench like a moldy dish rag. I think I'm going to go with it for a few more days just to see where it ends up.

That's gross. Go take a shower, if nothing else just let the warm water rinse you off.

Chula Vista 02-20-2017 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1807447)
That's gross. Go take a shower, if nothing else just let the warm water rinse you off.

My back and ribs are so ****ed up I can't get in and out of the shower for fear of messing up the healing process. Maybe tomorrow.

Exo 02-20-2017 11:25 AM

Last night some awful dumpster of a women came up to me and demanded that I stop playing Elwan, the new album from Tinariwen. I told her no and she just repeated "Stop. Playing. This. Awful. Music." which made me ask her why it was awful. She asked me why we would even think of playing this kind of music and that she doesn't want to hear it. Obviously she was trying to get her point across without outright saying it's because it sounded middle eastern. I told her the band was from North Africa, that they're Taureg people, not from the Middle East, that the album just so happened to be in Barnes and Noble's in store play list, and that I won't be turning it off. She told me she won't shop at BN anymore because we're obviously a bunch of biased left wing *******s. Her words. I told her to have a nice day.

So...

I have two straight shifts in the music department next week and I'm going to play non-stop Tinariwen and other similar sounding albums. Anybody have suggestions? I have a lot of things in mind but I'd like to hear from you guys too.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-20-2017 11:27 AM

omg that's awesome, if i was you i would of cranked it up as she walked away.


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