Unless you're at some bull**** job where nothing matters and you and your boss take turns bringing weed. Then it's pretty much the dream.

I sometimes smoke before work if that counts.

Sure you don't.

Truth.

It's going to take the entire worlds amount of motivation to get through this day.

its not about that. i know they're just balls. but everyone can see them now. would you like your balls to go viral and everybody knows they're yours? how will this affect your chances of getting a job if your employer decides to look you up online? what if your future children see it some day? it's just stupid and embarrassing.

"Well Charles, you did great on the couch, but everyone's going to recognize your balls. I'm afraid we can't hire you for this shoot."

well i dunno how things work in america but in most of the world, yes it would affect your chances of getting hired. i'm not saying its not stupid, but thats how society works so.

That could be anybody's balls.

I'd just be happy somebody could see them.

I'm way more concerned that companies can legally spy on our social media accounts.

1. **** children.

2. No kids of mine are going to grow up to be humorless prudes like you.