Play with a flashlight you lazy bitch.

The cops come at sundown cause it's a public park that closes at sundown.

Disc golf and an adventure? I don't know why you're still here.

But is that something that's actually happened to you? Public park hours are so rarely enforced here I barely even notice them.

It's more of a legend I suppose, but considering just how hard disc golf would be to play in the dark (which I am well aware of) it's not something that's tested. The game becomes impossible well before sundown. And none of us want the cops to treat the course as a place of interest anyway, so we're cautious with that ****.

Do they not make glow in the dark/light-up disc golf frisbee thingies? (note: I have very limited knowledge about disc golf) Also, headlamps are useful for these situations. Even if they do look extremely dorky.

They do, but it's a novelty. We're often throwing discs into swamps basically. Even in full daylight you'll sometimes be throwing over gulches that a bad throw will mean walking on logs over knee deep mud to retrieve a ten dollar piece of plastic. And you're grateful for those logs. But emotionally invested in that plastic.

Ohh I see.

I suddenly feel like playing drunk disc golf.

That's the only way to play disc golf. 90% of your throws will not be over stupid ****, and a good percentage of those that are will be fun. But sometimes you'll just get butt****ed and have to throw over bull**** while standing on two logs while trying not to faceplant into a giant pile of mud where you've previously seen venomous snakes. It can get pretty intense in a way that football really can't.

Mud piles + snakes sounds like a grand old time. Football definitely could use more snakes.

I have never seen somebody go this hard to find a disc, but I have seen similar scenes. I have seen dudes almost lose shoes in mud. I have seen dudes walk on fallen tree trunks to make it out over marsh hellholes. Disc golf is not for the faint of heart, assuming you give a **** about your discs, and you will lose major respect if you don't. Nobody will say a thing about you if you don't do what that dude did, but that dude is a ****ing hero.