Nah, darts rock, but obviously inebriation makes everything better.

Darts are fun for ten minutes until you realize that you suck. There's not really any incentive to get better unless you're wasted and want to throw **** at other **** and cheer overly loud when you hit.

damn man where did you pull that one out from

Have you tried not sucking at darts?

yeah it's all about those games with a purpose, like bowling

Yeah. That's when it stopped being fun.

Use to be insanely into darts. Got really good. There's a game we played called round the world. You have to hit the #1 wedge, then the #2 wedge, etc, all the way up to #20. Then you have to hit a bullseye.

Whoever did it in the least amount of time won. I once did it in less than 60 seconds.

Bow at my feet minions.

How come Santa doesn't bring poor kids something their parents can use to not be poor anymore? Or at least get them better ****, like a progressive tax for presents.

Why does God allow you to exisit?

When the cat doesn't exist, the mice will persist.