And with dayglo orange vomit still dripping from your bottom lip you post about it on MB.

I'm not a rookie at this stuff. I even flushed before I logged on.

Did the mines explode?

Did any go up your nose?

Ignoring the fact that you flat out told us that your behavior here mirrors your behavior in person. Perfect example of you being a try hard as usual.


Troll Heart, yeah just gorgeous girls with taped up nipples being tied up and hung upside down and ****. They wouldn't let me push them like a swing though.


Batlord, dude was in a panda suit and I dapped him up. I think I might have giggled like a school girl when I saw the panda too.

Edit: This week end is the most fun I've had in a while and I was strangely sober through out most of it.

No I was skillful enough to not set them off.

Nah. Like I said, I'm not a rookie.

I was forced to go to Target again today and had to sift through an avalanche of ugly floral bohemian dresses just to find a plain black one; I almost died. Finally got some brown hair dye though at least.

You're not changing your hair are you?

Not drastically, no; I'm merely putting a light brown dye over the henna-red (which is permanent and will absolutely not come out even if I wanted it to) so that it's less orange-y and more auburn.