Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1871452)

My 17-year-old daughter is becoming quite the chef. She cooks all the family meals now, and this morning, she decided to try her hand at making breakfast cereal. So she wanted to make a chocolate cereal with cute shapes.

In steps my 14-year-old daughter to help. She starts cutting the cereal into dildo shapes. My older daughter banishes her from the kitchen and proceeds to make the cereal in shapes of diamonds, hearts, clubs, and spades.

This is breakfast cereal for the children (ages 8, 7, and 2), after all.

I loled.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1871731)

Yesterday I found myself in a conversation with someone who was telling me about how excited she was about the new Maroon 5 album and how she can't wait to see them in concert and how great Adam Levine is and how she travelled to another state to see him and it was really expensive but it was worth it because he's so great. I kept my inner music snob contained but it was pretty rough.

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1871738)

I do it all the time. Especially if they like 50 Cent or (hed) PE.

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1871738)

I do it all the time. Especially if they like 50 Cent or (hed) PE.