I bet they sent them all across the border to you guys.

no, her ****.

choke on a dildo

My own personal dildo.

and batlord doesn't wipe

Yes I do. With my dildo.

Edit.

I thought I was going to be dancing with freaky goth chicks. Didn't know they had an LDS singles night. So many middle aged folk. And we went early to beat the parking when all the young beautiful women came in later after we already tired ourselves out.

Woke up in the middle of the night to a tweaker on a sick one at the opening of our (my friend, his wife and I) tent shouting absolute gibberish at us. Dude tried to lunge in but we shoved him back out. He was still pissed and trying to get in and when he tried to come back in I slashed his face and hand with the knife I was sleeping with and my friend hit his coat and accidentally knicked my arm. When he ran off, he was polite enough so that his blood trail didn't stain our tent. Good times in Eureka.