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The Batlord 05-07-2012 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1186755)
If we "did business" as Cheryl unrelentingly puts it then that would kill any friendship off altogwther. Thats just completey out of the question.

Dude, she's a junkie hooker. You're not going to have anything with this girl. Whatever issues she has are gonna **** anything you try to build with her (friendship or otherwise) until she stops being a junkie hooker. Period.

Sansa Stark 05-07-2012 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1186753)
I thought you had a Fiance? Don't be a dirtbag man.

x2

Unknown Soldier 05-07-2012 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1186755)
If we "did business" as Cheryl unrelentingly puts it then that would kill any friendship off altogwther. Thats just completey out of the question.

If you did business that may kill off any friendship but then again it might not, I doubt she has any issues concerning mixing business and friendship, the issue of mixing business and friendship is more likely to be with you. My main concern would be her being a junkie rather than a prostitute. If she managed to kick one then she could manage to kick the other, but its a big IF and do you really want to get involved in all this?

Flyingpig437 05-07-2012 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1186765)
If you did business that may kill off any friendship but then again it might not, I doubt she has any issues concerning mixing business and friendship, the issue of mixing business and friendship is more likely to be with you. My main concern would be her being a junkie rather than a prostitute. If she managed to kick one then she could manage to kick the other, but its a big IF and do you really want to get involved in all this?

well the mixing biz n pleasure is with me. w/e or not she thinks i can pay her for sex and we can still be friends I don't know. Who knows what she's thinking or what if anything she wants. I think it's interesting she never brought up the subject of paying her for sex the time she walking into town with me when she introduced herself sorta formally really and to all intents and purposes we became frriends..I'll have to see what happens next time we meet. i'll be walking into town for a few drinks most nights this week purely in the hope of meeting her and, if she's skint, which she inevtably will be or saying she will be, then I'll buy her a few drinks and her staple meal of chips and kebab meat. I'm gonna tell the kebab shop guy I'll pay a bit more for him to put a bit of salad on. She 'does business' with the kebab shop owner btw. or says she does. ha ha ha. As to getting involved well the funny thing is she's actually 'out of my league' in terms of looks. Obviously she's not ideal g/f material vis a vis lifestyle etc. but she is actually very good looking and I'm not so in that respect we'd be a bit of an odd couple. but I think as to just being friends and her just coming round for something to eat and a coffee then I want to get 'involved' as you put it in that.

Burning Down 05-07-2012 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1186753)
I thought you had a Fiance? Don't be a dirtbag man.

I thought so too...? And I agree.

Unknown Soldier 05-07-2012 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1186780)
then I'll buy her a few drinks and her staple meal of chips and kebab meat. I'm gonna tell the kebab shop guy I'll pay a bit more for him to put a bit of salad on.

You're a star mate;) You said you think she's out of your league in looks, I'm guessing she hasn't been doing the job that long then, I can't imagine a pro and a junkie looking that great, all the ones I've seen looked rough to say the least and often with rotten teeth etc.

Is your attraction towards her due to the fact that she is a prostitute, I've known guys to be attracted to prostitutes its nothing new.

FRED HALE SR. 05-07-2012 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1186785)
I thought so too...? And I agree.

Thought about it after, maybe he has an open relationship. Not my business anyway. :band:

PoorOldPo 05-07-2012 12:36 PM

A condom attacked me today. Literally. It just started barkin at me and then it started trying to hit me. I punched it in the face though, that stopped it for a while, then I tricked it into running onto the road and it got hit by a bread lorry, falling over the bridge into this big river.

Sansa Stark 05-07-2012 12:38 PM

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FETCHER. 05-07-2012 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1186796)
A condom attacked me today. Literally. It just started barkin at me and then it started trying to hit me. I punched it in the face though, that stopped it for a while, then I tricked it into running onto the road and it got hit by a bread lorry, falling over the bridge into this big river.

Y'all be trippin' :laughing:

Janszoon 05-07-2012 01:04 PM

I am so glad condoms don't really have faces.

Cdashdot 05-07-2012 01:07 PM

How I spent My Day
 
This Is How I spent my day... From home to work...From Work to home...From home to the vocal booth for a little mic check 1,2. After that I got to wasted :bonkhead:to remember LOL.. But its all good..

Flyingpig437 05-07-2012 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1186794)
You're a star mate;) You said you think she's out of your league in looks, I'm guessing she hasn't been doing the job that long then, I can't imagine a pro and a junkie looking that great, all the ones I've seen looked rough to say the least and often with rotten teeth etc.

Is your attraction towards her due to the fact that she is a prostitute, I've known guys to be attracted to prostitutes its nothing new.

I just fancy her and am infatuated with her. It's just the way it is. Happens all the time to various degress the big...massive difference is I never get anywhere near close to talking sociably with most women I fancy 'cause unlike Cheryl they a-Don't just approach me on street corners late at night in the pissing rain when I'm drunk trying to get me to pay them for sex and b-tag along with me when they bump into me on a street corner and walk into town with me. Most women aren't like that!!!!!!!!! Most women seem to want to let you know that they regard you as nothing more than a worthless piece of **** who's got to prove to them in someway that you're worthy of them deigning to speak to you...not a task I'm well suited to...far far from it. ha ha ha

Freebase Dali 05-07-2012 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1186796)
A condom attacked me today. Literally. It just started barkin at me and then it started trying to hit me. I punched it in the face though, that stopped it for a while, then I tricked it into running onto the road and it got hit by a bread lorry, falling over the bridge into this big river.

Your ghost stories now have 100 percent credibility.

Burning Down 05-07-2012 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1186796)
A condom attacked me today. Literally. It just started barkin at me and then it started trying to hit me. I punched it in the face though, that stopped it for a while, then I tricked it into running onto the road and it got hit by a bread lorry, falling over the bridge into this big river.

Please tell me that you are high or drunk or just legitimately delusional :laughing:

Unknown Soldier 05-07-2012 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1186822)
I just fancy her and am infatuated with her. It's just the way it is. Happens all the time to various degress the big...massive difference is I never get anywhere near close to talking sociably with most women I fancy 'cause unlike Cheryl they a-Don't just approach me on street corners late at night in the pissing rain when I'm drunk trying to get me to pay them for sex and b-tag along with me when they bump into me on a street corner and walk into town with me. Most women aren't like that!!!!!!!!! Most women seem to want to let you know that they regard you as nothing more than a worthless piece of **** who's got to prove to them in someway that you're worthy of them deigning to speak to you...not a task I'm well suited to...far far from it. ha ha ha

So you like the attention that she gives you, but of course you know she's just looking for regular business and most prostitutes like to form a type of friendship as well, as they are looking for repeat business from the same client. But if you think the situation could be different, then tag along with her, personally I would pay her to sleep with her and see how you feel or just say that you are really infatuated with her and she may let a relationship form more naturally.........but don't hold your breath on that.

My advice to you is to walk away, but if we all did the sensible things in life it would be as dull as hell.

PoorOldPo 05-07-2012 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1186828)
Please tell me that you are high or drunk or just legitimately delusional :laughing:

Both...Celebrating finishing up after a long year of work plus unlimited weed = ........somthin...


Hey man. I didn't get stoned and drunk when I was a kid.

Flyingpig437 05-08-2012 10:41 AM

lookss like my 42 yrs. old sister iin law is going to have her baby today. I hate my brother and don't talk to him but she's alright and w/e else obviously I hope the kiids gonna be alright.

FETCHER. 05-08-2012 03:18 PM

This has probably been the most boring uneventful day of my life. I don't even have any smokes at all to pass some time. Or money to buy any.

Howard the Duck 05-08-2012 07:59 PM

was suffering severe vertigo last week

am on heavy meds

they make me listless, panicky and extremely sleepy

likuidcoka 05-08-2012 08:45 PM

Its been so so..

Flyingpig437 05-09-2012 12:36 PM

Swapped rooms with the neww guy today. Hesgone into my old large one as he calls it or the cold one as i call it :D

likuidcoka 05-09-2012 04:50 PM

It was a slow day at work today, but I managed to stay busy with the shredder. LOL

Howard the Duck 05-09-2012 08:54 PM

vertigo's going going going

should be gone soon

Stephen 05-09-2012 09:24 PM

So - freaking - tired.

ThePhanastasio 05-09-2012 10:29 PM

Bowling is my favorite thing ever, even if I did receive from a frat boy several weirdly backhanded compliments.

Compliment #1: "Dude! You're like, really buff for a lady! I'm impressed that you're using a 12-pound-ball! That's ****ing awesome!"

Compliment #2: "Your pants looks awful with your bowling shoes, because skinny jeans and bowling shoes don't mix. But seriously, your ass when you're bowling looks awesome."

Oh, frat boys.

Burning Down 05-09-2012 10:30 PM

At least you know your ass looks awesome while bowling.

ThePhanastasio 05-09-2012 10:35 PM

In his defense for the last one, bowling shoes really do look completely stupid with skinny jeans.

Howard the Duck 05-09-2012 10:35 PM

how i wish there were frat boys complimenting my ass when i'm bowling

Flyingpig437 05-10-2012 01:31 AM

spent lst night stood at the bar of a pub drinking ale and yabbering on to the bar staff and customers. One guy came in and ended up telling me he went to school with Robert Smith and had a fight with him. He also insisted Matthew Hartley was with the Cure for several albums when I know for a F.A.C.T that he was only there for the 17 seconds album. He also talked about being 'in', not his word, with the Brighton underwold and I didn't quite know what he meant and thought he meant the gay scene and said as much. Strange thing is after he'd finished his pint he didn't order another one and stood there talknig to me for a good 20 mins before leaving. I think he was hoping I was so drunk I'd buy him one. I wasn't. I might have done but I'd already decided he wouldn't be the kinda guy I could be good friends with. Oh yeah and he knew a guy who made guitars for Steve Howe.

PoorOldPo 05-10-2012 03:04 AM

I got my portfolio review today! :o

ladyislingering 05-10-2012 08:40 AM

shaking off a night of drinking while my sweetheart's asleep in my bed.

we're going to do some things today, I guess. But I just want to let him sleep, he looks so nice there.

steve0211 05-10-2012 08:56 AM

Took a nap for the first time in years! Wow, i think it actually was a good thing. On second thought, maybe I should use the word "siesta" instead of nap. :P

Flyingpig437 05-10-2012 09:14 AM

Saw Cheryl today. There was a small group of chavy looking people, i suppose Cheryl's a chav or what people mean when they say chav, and I thougt Cheryl might be with them and she was. She was in the midst of the group and was just hugging somoene so they were about to split up. For some reason i got the impression that the others were going to walk out of town and Cheryl was going to break off and go int to town. I turned round a bit to see if she was walking behind me on her own or with just one other person but she was still with the group. I'm actually a bit worried now because drunk and sober I've now asked 3 of the other prostitutes if they've seen her and if they've told her 'some guy was asking about you' and she thinks it's me from the description maybe she'll be angry. A/w for some reason I just can't help thinknig she's gone off me and so I'm pretty desperate to meet her again and find out that she's still being as friendly as the last time we met when she invited me to that party. Also seeing her face today made me realise I'm now beyond infatuated with her and I think I now love her which is the last thing I want 'cause the last time that happened with Helen I ended up getting carried away one morning and proposing to her. I don't want to marry Cheryl although I might do 'cause if she's not got any family or they've abandonded her then when as is pretty much inevitable, she o.d's one day then as her husband I'll be able to make sure she get's sent off properly as a cool, smart, tough and troubled beauty that someone loved and cared about as opposed to a junky whore who society at large despised, ignored and condemened.

FETCHER. 05-10-2012 11:51 AM

I go away for a residential with college on Tuesday, it includes vigorous sport and I don't know wither I'm going to die or not due to this chest infection. Steroids and antibiotics haven't shifted it and I apparently my childhood asthma is back.

James 05-10-2012 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 (Post 1187764)
Saw Cheryl today. There was a small group of chavy looking people, i suppose Cheryl's a chav or what people mean when they say chav, and I thougt Cheryl might be with them and she was. She was in the midst of the group and was just hugging somoene so they were about to split up. For some reason i got the impression that the others were going to walk out of town and Cheryl was going to break off and go int to town. I turned round a bit to see if she was walking behind me on her own or with just one other person but she was still with the group. I'm actually a bit worried now because drunk and sober I've now asked 3 of the other prostitutes if they've seen her and if they've told her 'some guy was asking about you' and she thinks it's me from the description maybe she'll be angry. A/w for some reason I just can't help thinknig she's gone off me and so I'm pretty desperate to meet her again and find out that she's still being as friendly as the last time we met when she invited me to that party. Also seeing her face today made me realise I'm now beyond infatuated with her and I think I now love her which is the last thing I want 'cause the last time that happened with Helen I ended up getting carried away one morning and proposing to her. I don't want to marry Cheryl although I might do 'cause if she's not got any family or they've abandonded her then when as is pretty much inevitable, she o.d's one day then as her husband I'll be able to make sure she get's sent off properly as a cool, smart, tough and troubled beauty that someone loved and cared about as opposed to a junky whore who society at large despised, ignored and condemened.

You have shared some chips with a prostitute. You're not in love.

Key 05-10-2012 12:26 PM

Today will be my 25435345345th attempt to find work. Going to this chocolate factory down the street from where we live that is accepting resumes and filling applications on site. Hopefully something good happens.

Janszoon 05-10-2012 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1187856)
Today will be my 25435345345th attempt to find work. Going to this chocolate factory down the street from where we live that is accepting resumes and filling applications on site. Hopefully something good happens.

Good luck!

Flyingpig437 05-10-2012 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1187837)
You have shared some chips with a prostitute. You're not in love.

I didn't say I was 'in love'. I'm not in love...i love her. To me based on my experience of life there's a distinct difference. If I was 'in love' with her then considering I know she spends most of her nights walknig around the streets literally jut around the corner from where I live I'd have been out trying to meet her a lot lot lot more than I have. I've hardly ever been out at nights to try and meet her. In fact in a way I've never been out at night to try and meet her. I've just on about 4 or 5 occaisions walked into town at night to have a pint or two and hoped to meet her on the way 'cause the route I have to take...the most direct route is through the red light area.

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-10-2012 12:45 PM

I've been making playdoh food with my nephew.

He was really impressed with my burger.


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