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A condom attacked me today. Literally. It just started barkin at me and then it started trying to hit me. I punched it in the face though, that stopped it for a while, then I tricked it into running onto the road and it got hit by a bread lorry, falling over the bridge into this big river.
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I am so glad condoms don't really have faces.
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How I spent My Day
This Is How I spent my day... From home to work...From Work to home...From home to the vocal booth for a little mic check 1,2. After that I got to wasted :bonkhead:to remember LOL.. But its all good..
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My advice to you is to walk away, but if we all did the sensible things in life it would be as dull as hell. |
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Hey man. I didn't get stoned and drunk when I was a kid. |
lookss like my 42 yrs. old sister iin law is going to have her baby today. I hate my brother and don't talk to him but she's alright and w/e else obviously I hope the kiids gonna be alright.
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This has probably been the most boring uneventful day of my life. I don't even have any smokes at all to pass some time. Or money to buy any.
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was suffering severe vertigo last week
am on heavy meds they make me listless, panicky and extremely sleepy |
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Swapped rooms with the neww guy today. Hesgone into my old large one as he calls it or the cold one as i call it :D
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It was a slow day at work today, but I managed to stay busy with the shredder. LOL
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vertigo's going going going
should be gone soon |
So - freaking - tired.
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Bowling is my favorite thing ever, even if I did receive from a frat boy several weirdly backhanded compliments.
Compliment #1: "Dude! You're like, really buff for a lady! I'm impressed that you're using a 12-pound-ball! That's ****ing awesome!" Compliment #2: "Your pants looks awful with your bowling shoes, because skinny jeans and bowling shoes don't mix. But seriously, your ass when you're bowling looks awesome." Oh, frat boys. |
At least you know your ass looks awesome while bowling.
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In his defense for the last one, bowling shoes really do look completely stupid with skinny jeans.
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how i wish there were frat boys complimenting my ass when i'm bowling
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spent lst night stood at the bar of a pub drinking ale and yabbering on to the bar staff and customers. One guy came in and ended up telling me he went to school with Robert Smith and had a fight with him. He also insisted Matthew Hartley was with the Cure for several albums when I know for a F.A.C.T that he was only there for the 17 seconds album. He also talked about being 'in', not his word, with the Brighton underwold and I didn't quite know what he meant and thought he meant the gay scene and said as much. Strange thing is after he'd finished his pint he didn't order another one and stood there talknig to me for a good 20 mins before leaving. I think he was hoping I was so drunk I'd buy him one. I wasn't. I might have done but I'd already decided he wouldn't be the kinda guy I could be good friends with. Oh yeah and he knew a guy who made guitars for Steve Howe.
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I got my portfolio review today! :o
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shaking off a night of drinking while my sweetheart's asleep in my bed.
we're going to do some things today, I guess. But I just want to let him sleep, he looks so nice there. |
Took a nap for the first time in years! Wow, i think it actually was a good thing. On second thought, maybe I should use the word "siesta" instead of nap. :P
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Saw Cheryl today. There was a small group of chavy looking people, i suppose Cheryl's a chav or what people mean when they say chav, and I thougt Cheryl might be with them and she was. She was in the midst of the group and was just hugging somoene so they were about to split up. For some reason i got the impression that the others were going to walk out of town and Cheryl was going to break off and go int to town. I turned round a bit to see if she was walking behind me on her own or with just one other person but she was still with the group. I'm actually a bit worried now because drunk and sober I've now asked 3 of the other prostitutes if they've seen her and if they've told her 'some guy was asking about you' and she thinks it's me from the description maybe she'll be angry. A/w for some reason I just can't help thinknig she's gone off me and so I'm pretty desperate to meet her again and find out that she's still being as friendly as the last time we met when she invited me to that party. Also seeing her face today made me realise I'm now beyond infatuated with her and I think I now love her which is the last thing I want 'cause the last time that happened with Helen I ended up getting carried away one morning and proposing to her. I don't want to marry Cheryl although I might do 'cause if she's not got any family or they've abandonded her then when as is pretty much inevitable, she o.d's one day then as her husband I'll be able to make sure she get's sent off properly as a cool, smart, tough and troubled beauty that someone loved and cared about as opposed to a junky whore who society at large despised, ignored and condemened.
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I go away for a residential with college on Tuesday, it includes vigorous sport and I don't know wither I'm going to die or not due to this chest infection. Steroids and antibiotics haven't shifted it and I apparently my childhood asthma is back.
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Today will be my 25435345345th attempt to find work. Going to this chocolate factory down the street from where we live that is accepting resumes and filling applications on site. Hopefully something good happens.
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I've been making playdoh food with my nephew.
He was really impressed with my burger. |
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