I think it would be funny if he added a

*whose

to mine

:thumb:
Keep 'em comin'! :laughing:

If you want you can include my edit so yours makes more sense.

Nah, I think people know what it means. Also I may be ditching most/all of them soon. Maybe.

I woke up in silk sheets on a king sized waterbed. I expelled my waste in a fancy toilet with an anal massaging bidet. I walked down my spiral staircase to my big swimming pool. I took off my skivvies and dove off the high dive and swam a couple laps in the heated water. Then I took a shower in my super modern high tech super shower room. I had my 18 year old Chinese maid dry me off. My chef had a fancy omelette and rare steak ready for breakfast. I ate naked. Then I went into my fancy music listening room and cranked up the AC so the fire wouldn’t bother me. Exhausting.

And when did you wake up?

I'd pretend to be happy for you but clearly no.

You didn’t hear? I’m rich now. I sold my speaker company to the Chinese. I might even buy a Winnebago and drive it to Ireland. And I’m the mayor of San Diego. Kiii and I are starting a band.

Tell me they're not a jazz fusion post rock band.

We’re calling ourselves Punkadelic.