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Chula Vista 05-07-2018 06:33 PM
You pay a pro and you're gonna get laid. Buy dinner and drinks and make for a bunch of laughter and honest compliments, and the outcome will be less fake and much more sincere.

CHURCH.

OccultHawk 05-07-2018 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947985)
In other words: I'm an idiot.
He’s the one that thinks it’s ridiculous to charm a hooker. You were talking about respecting her profession and her as a person. That’s the ****ing truth.

Frownland 05-07-2018 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947990)
You pay a pro and you're gonna get laid. Buy dinner and drinks and make for a bunch of laughter and compliments, and the outcome will be less fake and much more sincere.

CHURCH.
Yay! Good work Chules.

OccultHawk 05-07-2018 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947990)
You pay a pro and you're gonna get laid. Buy dinner and drinks and make for a bunch of laughter and honest compliments, and the outcome will be less fake and much more sincere.

CHURCH.
I’ve never seen anyone church themselves before. I like it.

OccultHawk 05-07-2018 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1947992)
Yay! Good work Chules.
Don’t hate. Learn.

The Batlord 05-07-2018 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1947991)
He’s the one that thinks it’s ridiculous to charm a hooker. You were talking about respecting her profession and her as a person. That’s the ****ing truth.
I'll respect her by not paying in Canadian money.

Frownland 05-07-2018 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1947991)
He’s the one that thinks it’s ridiculous to charm a hooker. You were talking about respecting her profession and her as a person. That’s the ****ing truth.
Nah, I'm the one who doesn't take Chula's bragadocious posts seriously.

Chula Vista 05-07-2018 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1947991)
He’s the one that thinks it’s ridiculous to charm a hooker. You were talking about respecting her profession and her as a person. That’s the ****ing truth.
He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet. Been to Vegas for work more times than I can remember. Wanna date a stripper you are into? Spend her whole routine looking her in the face. Then when she comes over, tell her what beautiful eyes she has (as long as you are being honest).

Charm 101.

OccultHawk 05-07-2018 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1947995)
I'll respect her by not paying in Canadian money.
I’ve hired a hooker. Have you?

The Batlord 05-07-2018 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947997)
He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet. Been to Vegas for work more times than I can remember. Wanna date a stripper you are into? Spend her whole routine looking her in the face. Then when she comes over, tell her what beautiful eyes she has (as long as you are being honest).

Charm 101.
When during your decades of marriage did you seduce a stripper?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1948000)
I’ve hired a hooker. Have you?
One of the odder put downs I've ever received.


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