I have two questions:

1. How did you get the party hat to stay on the dog?
2. How did you keep the dog from jumping out of the basket?

Discipline. A few whacks on the butt if he slacked off during practice.

Recently made stage supervisor at work. Obviously more prestigious and perhaps more stressful, but it's fucking boring compared to my previous role. I have less to do and am restricted to one area.

Good to know I am trusted/valued but I think it was a bad move in terms of the running of the venue.

Maybe you’ll meet more top lasses?

Finally tried acid again this weekend. It was a hundred times better than my first time since I was with the right person which dramatically reduced my self consciousness.

kewl

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Shrooms are much better. I've had bad trips on both but shrooms takes the cake anytime. Especially on a beach at 3 in the morning where the universe will swallow you and turn you into one of their stars.

That's usually what people who can't handle acid say.

That's usually what psychedelic dudebros say.

People who expect acid to be mellow probably bite into ghost peppers thinking that they're like bell peppers.