Finishing it with a nice glass of Makers Mark... ice only.

Finishing it with a nice bowl of cereal.. milk first of course.

Uncultured swine.

I have a four day week next week (Midsummer's eve on friday is a holiday here). Then my vacation starts. Works for me :)

^ Last thing I eat is often a bowl of cereal too, with some chopped up apple or banana.
If you are suggesting that the milk goes in the bowl first and then the cereal, I have to disagree vehemently: the cereal should go in the bowl first, then the milk is carefully added, proportionate to the quantity of cereal. Any other method could lead to disaster and ultimately the end of civilization as we know it.

Some time last night someone, presumably homeless, shat themselves and left the soiled pants behind the dumpster at work. He then continued to **** on the ground behind the dumpster. It was some runny ****ing **** too. Thank god I didn't have to clean it up.

Sounds like someone had a shit night.
Probably their own fault for consuming Burger King food.

Last night around 10 heard a dude outside really pissed off and ranting and raving. Turns out it's the son of my neighbor Mike, who's not home. Me and my other 2 neighbors go out to see what's up. Dude is clearly a very messed up guy. Was able to get out of his raving that he's recently been in prison, is forbidden from seeing his wife and kids, is very pissed off at his dad, has no place to stay, and broke the windows of his truck in frustration (confirmed).

Situation was not calming down so I asked him if he wanted to get stoned. Filled a bowl with some medical grade stuff and let him have at it. After a few hits it worked. Some chick pulls up and wraps him in a blanket, thanks me, and then they head into the dad's trailer.

This morning the dad is still not home and the dude's truck, broken windows and all, is still parked across the street. Eyes and ears on full alert.

Sorry about that.

I'm taking my back out for a round of Disc Golf today. I just hope it cooperates. Lots of stretching, a handful of Ibuprofen and we should be ready to party.

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