Doin' the Bundy.

The yum toe-tal

Shagged, bagged, and toe tagged.

De-feet-ing boredom

Diving feet first

Vicarious floor exploration.

Will shoe both shut the **** up with the crap toe puns?

Taking the Argonian maids out for a swim

Soothing the savage feets

Christ! It's like the two of them are stuck in some call-and-response repeating pun loop. Horrific. The poor bastards.