Today is my daughter's 5th birthday! So there is NO way today can be bad!

I have 2 kids around the same age and I buzz off their excitement at birthdays.
Have a great day. :beer:

My day consisted of school. And I'm about to go to footy training, but school was cool because one of my drumming teachers gave me the music to cant stop and my bassist loves that song so he's gunna be psyched. it's a really fun song to play as well.

Someone found this site so I decided to go there & see just how accurate it is....

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/urbanH/g.jpg

So I was visited by a muse that gave me the greatest band name ever....

So this girl I'm kinda seeing (long story) went to cuba this past week and had sex with her traveling partner. Her traveling partner by the way is this retarded suburban chick who thinks doing drugs is cool. Anyway, they end up having sex and the next morning they wake up and apparently she left bruises on her and cuts on her back. so she tells me this and I say in response "wow sex punch for the win, huh"

And then I thought, "wait a ****ing minute, 'sex punch for the win' thats genius!"

So thats my band name, what do you think?

so you're dating a lesbian?


(yes, that IS the only thing i got out of that story)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Okay,
Big3.
First off,
Pwned.
Now,
Big3.

Look up where the Belleville Symphony Band is playing on Sunday and you come!
And you :hphones:
Then :clap:
Then :pssst: about it on here.

YES.

Morons.

1. If I somehow managed to date a lesbian, I'd be more rockstar than I already am. No pwnage

2. No its an open relationship so we sort of date and sleep with whoever we want, then return home when we've had our fun. No pwnage

3. Why in the name of christ would I go see a band this weekend that i've never heard of, in a place presumably that I don't live near? Are you going to be there?

4. I have to do a mentor program this weekend so I can't go anyhow.

Is the retarded suburban chick hot? Capitalise on this opportunity for a threesome! True champions don't let such chances pass them by!

spring break! :D