Ya, so sorry.

Was hungover and an hour late for work but it's all good cause my co-worker was there to greet me with a blunt.

So I went to a family party yesterday. It was one in the morning, so technically this happened today.

My soon to be sister-in-law walked around the corner and some guy off the street starts talking to her.

"Does the property cut through?"

"No, it doesnt."

"I'm going to cut through"

"No, you're not allowed on this property."

Man approaches my sister-in-law and says, "it's ok, I'm a cop."

"You're still not allowed on the property."

"It's ok I'm a cop."

That's when I and my brother showed up around the corner and he began to back off the property. We walked down to tell him to leave. At m which point he pushed my brother and struck me. Before I know it, we're chasing the guy down the street to hold him down waiting for the police to arrive.

Guy was not a cop if you're wondering.

Did you tell him resistance was futile?

"Does this property cut through?"

"No cuts, no butts, no coconuts."

Yeah, I'm not really laughing about any of this. The fact the dude got a slap on the wrist really pisses me off.

Thank you.

You okay?

Ankles a bit sore and back hurts but I'm fine over all.

You should have given him a Son of Abbott mixtape before he got taken away.

*Elph drops his debit card*

*Blue picks it up, and sees his name on the front*

Blue: Yo, Bitchheart McFuckwad! I think you dropped this!

Elph : She knows my name, she knows my name, she knows my name, hnffffffffffffff...