I'd rather put the Browns in the Superbowl.

Charles is a Chelsea fan. See my sig.

3 hours of sleep + 12 hour work day today. This ought to be fun.

My friend's littler brother used to make this joke a lot. And the bedroom was right next to the bathroom so you can also hear him yell "touchdown".

Hopefully they make a splash.

Just got home from the vampire. Not looking forward to the results. I've not taken any pills for months so my blood is going to be pretty ****ed up I predict.

I’m too cowardly to do that.

My mum lives in Cleveland and even though she's not a sports person (nobody in our family really is) I think she felt obligated to become a fan of the Browns.

My initials are on the high score list on the blood pressure machine at CVS. Genetic, nothing I can do.

*drinks a fifth and grabs a slice of pizza*

You’ll get old too frown

It’s a tough balancing act