Visited my grandfather at the nursing home today. Gave him a haircut, cleaned up his room and ran some errands for him. I hope somebody gives a sh*t about me when I'm old.

If you want me to give a **** all I ask is you pay for shipping.

Better

Had to teach him how to delete pictures and apps from his phone. And how to use his new electronic cigarette.

You are a good man (woman?).

You had it right the first time Mord.

Mord is dead.

And I'm thinking about how to kill Zhanteimi now.

Changing your screen name is so lame.

****ing hell.