I convinced my lift driver that I'm a Mormon. I told her that if we drink soda we get whipped as punishment, that to convert to Mormonism we have to sacrifice an animal at the temple to Joseph Smith and that we can't listen to music. I also told her she's going to hell because she's a sinner.

I accidentally left my phone in her car though. Found out that I have a tracker I never knew about AND an annoying alarm that tells me when it's silenced connected to my google. Would it be mean of me to continuously ring that alarm?

Yes it would so do it.

i have an interview tomorrow for a different position at my current workplace, would be making nearly double what i currently am. pray for me friends.

That’s an easy interview imo

Incessantly make the case that your work speaks for itself (even if it doesn’t lol)

Do you know how many other candidates are in house?

Good luck!

I'm sorry do I know you? You seem vaguely familiar.

no idea. the job is a little intimidating because it's completely commission pay so i wouldn't expect too many others to apply, at least not those already making more than i do.

thanks dude!

yes son, i finally came back from the store.

Good to see you, Q.
Will you stick around or is this a hit and run?

i plan on sticking around but i planned on doing that the last two times and we see how that went

From their side that means they’re risking very little by filling the position but there’s a definite loss unless your replacement is as good or better than you. If they’re thinking strictly in terms of money you need to convince them that you’re so far and away the best candidate for the new position that it’ll compensate for whatever hit they take from losing you at your current position. I know that’s really captain obvious but maybe it’s a useful thought for strategizing your answers. Just the fact that they’re interviewing you instead of just promoting you suggests that you’re going to have to basically prove you can make the sell during the interview.

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