how much money do you make

man i feel spoiled

workers rights, what a privilege

If you're not on the schedule then they can't demand you to come in on a day off. It's a favor to them if you agree. What was your schedule for today? Scheduling you for longer than 8 hours is garbage but if that's normal and you "agreed" by not saying anything then I can understand why they'd be pissed off even if it's only because of capitalist Stockholm Syndrome. Either way good luck and props. Nobody at my job ever says a word to power if they get scheduled for 8 hour+ shifts just cause it's assumed that an employer has a right to your life and that's something that needs to be shot in the head. ****ing managers get well plus 8 hour shifts regularly and I don't understand why they consider it okay.

If I ever cave and become a manager I'm gonna make it a point no matter how much it pisses me off that if someone just calls out cause they don't wanna work that shift for whatever reason that I'll never write them up. You have a right to your life, and work assuming differently is ****ing authoritarianism. And if that means I get taken advantage of then that's a drop in the bucket of misery caused by modern work standards. I can always make them cut onions next time they actually show up.

I can fire up the printer and make as much as you want, sugar tits.

Hello, I'm from the FBI. Sit down and wait for 5 minutes and we'll swing by and have a friendly chat.

venmo won't accept monopoly money

So you won't accept 500 orange dollars to see your Community Chest?

Cash is king.

It's gonna have his face on the money.

The soul patch is a dead giveaway.

He's cleverer than I thought. We agreed that if I spelled "attic" he'd spell "ihop". I went first. Guess who got bamboozled.