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I saw this Sexican dancing around like AOC biking home from work today and when I biked past her she said into her cellphone “if you have a great body you should show it off that’s what I do”

Biking with a hard on after that lol

😂 >>>

which ones? i love board games.

i played cards against humanity with my family last night and my grandma forced me to explain to her the logistics of both pegging and scissoring. she was like "if you're not going to tell me i'll just google it" and i didn't want her to get bad information.

I'd just let her Google it and not talk to her for a month but I'm from an OG Irish Catholic family. We don't do good with... things. I am absolutely under no conditions ever going to tell my grandmother about scissoring and I'd rather get pegged by Donald Trump than tell my Meema about pegging. I imagine she'd feel the same.

lol

we are an open family, but it doesn't make it any less awkward. but my grandma is an OG san francisco hippie, there's likely plenty she couldn't ever imagine telling me.

It must be less awkward because I don't care what my grandmother wants to know because she is absolutely not an OG hippie and telling her that I've even had sex would make me want to vomit.

By telling them to take their meds as if they'd be an idiot to not take their meds cause that's how you really feel.

derp