I knew someone would do that and I knew it'd be either you or Batlord.

One day I'll be punk enough to understand what this even means.

I was making g fun of elph who stopped speaking to his girlfriend.
The phrasing was admittedly terrible.

Oh, I thought that you were saying that your GF is an angry child.

Lol. Proper phrasing is for Nazis. Sounds pretty punk.

When you put an oops baby in her you'll probably get very bland very quickly.

Working on it.
*buys van*

I was talking about a famous athlete I admire this morning and later he came to our restaurant for lunch

I asked a co-worker to help me cinch up my new bicycle and he said he wasn’t good with that either. Then on my way out I bumped into another coworker who was just coming on. This guy and I like to talk about space and pop-science physics and stuff. Anyway he says totally out of the blue “hey I can fix up your bike for you if you like; it looks a little wobbly” I was like yes please and gave him the key to my lock and walked home.

Then I got some bad news. A loved one is ill. Like the kind of ill that can end your life.

Then after that, a guy I’ve been betting straight sports bets with, not a bookie but just a guy, I got him on the ropes and he started chasing the dragon doing double or nothings on bad bets and I texted him tonight no more bets I want to collect and he doesn’t have it so he brought over his car and I’m keeping it as collateral until he can settle! So I don’t have to walk to work tomorrow—- **** yeah!!!!

You ain’t supposed to bet money you don’t have.

I don’t bet people I couldn’t get it out of or I’d have to go tony soprano on