Get the **** out of Utah.

I just like to impress people when they come over.

Is that why you pull up your shirt and show them your one-pack?

Eternal Nightmare, Kill Em All, and Show No Mercy is all I need to be known as.

Yeah thats pretty lame.

I have a gross ingrown hair near my waist so I'm not pulling my shirt up for anybody right now.

I think that's called a penis.

^ Nice touch from the old lady!
Yeah, a National Health waiting room is a really depressing place to be. Hope you and your family member are ok and can move on to happier circumstances soon.

Took me long enough to get one. Too bad it isn't long enough.

I think the worst thing about my day by far isn't that I'm stuck in a garbage job made for people to feel like garbage in, it's that the people made to be put in authority positions over me (managers) are too terrified of the corporate masters just over them (or who they perceive to be just over them) to even voice to themselves that they hate their position of being corporate lapdogs and so they play the part as happily as they can so everyone under them no matter how well treated has to view them as potential enemies.

Literally almost everything about my job would be better if they felt like they could take a deep breath and calm down. I mean there's vastly enough separatation between my immediate bosses and the ultimate bosses that this should be possible and everyone involved would feel less like killing themselves so... I don't even know.