I’m not gross. I’m on a twice daily nutsac sanitation program.

I understand that you're slowing down but that doesn't mean you should expend less energy on hygiene.

I don't know it was just some chick body wash.

I've been too lazy to go get Q-tips and also to shower over the last 48 hours so today I'm wearing a beanie in 85 degree weather to avoid people seeing my grease hair and corn ears.

I know from experience that it’s not possible to wash a fast food shift off your body.

Fish all day was worse.

The dish room is sweaty but it’s not hella fishy or greasy

Anyway my balls have mad flavor at the end of a shift and anyone who’s got an issue can get ****ed.

Wolf, are you wet from hearing about MY BALLS?

Don’t lie.

Isn’t that illegal?

Yesterday at work someone was prepping pulled pork in these little balls and my manager was like "Are those six ounce balls?" and I'm like:

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Same. I get swimmers ear pretty bad from just dunking my head under water for a second, and Q-Tips just make it worse. HP to the rescue.

Hawt!

I do too, but whenever I use hydrogen peroxide, that gets trapped too.

I swear by these

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Q-tips are fun though. It's like Christmas waiting to see what you get when you pull it out of your ear for inspection.