Calling someone a poser is like calling yourself a punker.

I must say it sounds a lot more pretentious with the u.

I got the joke. I recently found out he died of AIDS while he was working on some book on sexuality. Maybe he was conducting on the ground "research" in San Fran.

Wasn't AIDS patient zero another degenerate French homosexual as well?

^ IMO, it gives his prose a more correct and colourful flavour.

You should've marked them 50% off.

tfw you're at work and you want to put on your swim trunks and floaties and jump in the fryer.

He should've handed them out for free to the junkies outside the store.

School just started. Wait till it lets out.

I bet shooting a machine gun is really fun

I've only ever shot pistols and that was pretty fun.