I'm telling you idiots. Comic books are the only thing worth all this emotional investment.

And he's probably going to be on acid when it happens. He absolutely shouldn't do this but I don't think he cares enough about his own health to actually listen to what anybody says. He's just going to do what he's going to do.

Okay, sure.

Bro tbh you still have roommates? Maybe take them out for drinks and just hang. Some man friends to take the piss out of your bull**** in real life might be exactly what you need right now.

yes. Suffice it to say I know multiple dads/moms for who this is reality

Including my mom and the father of my brother.

*whom

I mean you have male dudes in the other room? Maybe go out and make use of that rather than obsessing over a girl who never even liked you.

And I assure you, as much as you've been drinking you haven't been magically cured of that on account of romantic magic.

Human contact, you ****ing retard! Get out of your own head. That's a bad place on any given day and right now it's the worst.

You should make music.