started this nathaniel hawthorne essay yall, wish me strength to keep going, sentence by sentence. building 5 paragraphs, cant be that hard :o:


pull bar up comes tomorrow...https://boxden.com/smilies/9dLvLtA.png

93% bigger penis *adjusts boxers*

So almost six inches now? Nice!

Thank you.

I think the combination of a six day work week where I interact with customers all day and a much longer commute in northern NJ after I moved this year has contributed to the fact that I'm turning into a very cranky person. I'm angry in the car. I'm annoyed by customers way more easily. I hate bullsh*t more than ever. I hate stupid questions. I hate being cut off. I hate how this entire state doesn't know what a turn signal is.

I have to start to do some meditation or some sh*t because I'm turning into a c*nt.

Hey Exo, I have a scratched and grimy copy of The Beatles' Greatest Hits. The cover is being held together with 20 year old duct tape. I hear that some Beatles albums go for more than $2,000, so I'll cut you a deal. Howsabout you buy it from me for a clean $500?

Six days a week for me would be a soul crusher at any job. Right now I’m doing 4 with 8-10 hour shifts. The work as I’ve stated before is miserable but three days off helps. You lose no matter how you slice it. Too poor. No free time. Damned either way. It’s weird to me how jobs are like we’ll pay you $4000 a month if you work 70 hours but if you try to negotiate $2000 for 35 hours you end up fired. It’s like they want to kill you. And if you choose the less money option everybody at work resents it when you take off. It’s like bitch payday is smaller. Goddamn.

You're turning into me an OH.

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My crazy ex-girlfriend scratched up my entire record collection so I’m willing to let the whole thing go for $5000. No? Well I’ll just leave them here for free. K?

What’s me an OH?

Illiterate bastard.